Momma went to the Berlin Zoo on Tuesday and she saw lots of really impressive big cats.
This tiger was really pissed off because he didn't like what his Food Lady had brought him for dinner. It was a big chunk of something (maybe Vishus Deer!!!), but he thought it wasn't up to his royal standards. So he ignored it for a while, which you can see here. Then he got irritated because he thought his girlfriend next door might have gotten something better, so he banged on the door and yelled at her. Then he got really ticked off and roared really obscene things in German-Tiger at people. We think that he had every right to be pissed off, because he should have a private royal dining room without all of the rabble interrupting his meals, even inadequate ones. Or he should have been able to eat outside in his park, al fresco. He was very eloquent at expressing his displeasure, though. Maybe he reads Yao-Lin's blog.
Now I'm really irritated, too, because Momma's going to leave AGAIN this afternoon. She is really starting to make me mad. I mean, Granny's nice and everything, but she doesn't really give the deep-tissue armpit massages that I require. All total Momma has travelled 48 hours in the past 6 weeks, on planes, trains, and automobiles. Now she's going to drive to Wisconsin this afternoon. All I can say is, she'd better bring me some cheese.
STOP LEAVING, MOMMA!!!