Hi Every-buddy! I am so excited that I'm makin' so many new buddies here on the Internet. Thanks, Meezers, for lettin' every-buddy know about my new blog!
So you can get to know me a little better, here are thirteen things I don't like, to go with the thirteen things I do like that I shared last week!
1) When my momma calls me Jimmy NO. My name's Jimmy JOE.
2) The horrible carpet-eating machine in the closet.
3) The terrible yard-eating machines that come around every week.
4) A dirty latrine. Luckily Momma usually keeps the latrine pretty clean. She's good like that.
5) An empty kibble dish. We live in the richest country in the world. There's no reason for that.
6) Ridin' in the car. Makes me sick.
7) When Big Hairy Beans come around buggin' my momma. There was one Big Hairy Bean a while back, an' I would get up and put my arms around my momma when they were on the couch, and I'd try to push him outta our bed, but he was real dumb and didn't get it. Eventually he figured out he wasn't wanted and he stopped comin' around. My momma says I'm real clever and she should have taken my advice from the beginning. She also says I got an "ediple" thingy. I don't know what that is, but if it means I love my momma, I sure do.
8) Hissin'. It hurts my feelin's. I don't hiss at anyone. Well, maybe once or twice, but almost never.
9) When momma says "you don't want to go outside" and I really do and so she lets me and then there's super-cold snow all over the ground outside!!! Then she laughs at me, but I don't think it's funny
10) Going to the v-e-t. Mao's posts about his torture there terrified me.
11) When I have to come inside even though it's nice and pretty.
12) When my momma leaves to go to one of her stupid "conferences" or something like that. I know I should be grateful to Auntie Elaine for taking care of me, but I get real sad.
13) When Coco won't share and I don't get to lick the steak plate.
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Great list. I am with you on all those. I love my daddy, but I'm not keen on sharing my mommy. I sleep between them. If he tries to hold her hand or something, I get very jealous. He thinks it is funny, mommy thinks it is sweet. I always win.
I can't believe your mommy forgets your name. Of course it is Jimmy Joe not Jimmy No. She must be tired sometimes.
Thanks for visiting me!
Hendrix
PS I added you to my blog list!
I hate hissing too. My sister Pixie hisses at me many, many times. But I NEVER hiss back.
That is a great list, Jimmy Joe. I can see why you don't like most of those. I actually like riding in the car, however. I think it is fun to watch all the new things happening outside!
Our mom's must haf da same brane dizeez! She furgets and calls me Speedy No when she knows my midul name is Man. She must be reely dense cuz she sometimes calls my sisfurs as Zippy No and Sadie No...Ooo maybe they need one of dem hed dokters!
"NO" is our middle names!
P.S. - fanks fer signing our petition - we is half way there...spread da word!!!
JimmyJoe
We don't like that big bad carpet machine eifur. IT makes too much noise. Fankfully Momma only has to do da sleepin rooms wif it.
It wuz nice of yu to bisit us.
Drop by anytime.
~Abby
Hi Jimmy Joe. We will add you to our bloggie roll.
You are really fun and nice!
We love the thirteen things you do not like...
we hate hat hate the vets. They are monsters!
*~Princess
Great idea for a list! People should always pay attention to our opinions on other People- we're always right!
Kaze
Hey Buddy JJ--
Today the carpet eating machine is running over here and it's a TURBO one. We all gotta go outside. Scout nearly peed her pants! You know, Big Hairy Beans aren't that bad if you can get a good one who likes to toss you in the air and put you on his head. Whoopee! I'm gonna go post my favorite songs now.
Your best buddy, Peach Man
An empty dish is the world's biggest travesty. It is our god-given right to a full dish of cat food, any time, all the time!! When I see an empty dish, I cry and cry to mommy and make her see the error of her ways.
Sometimes it works.
~Casey
Ya don't hiss?!?!?!?!?! I wish Rascal wouldn't hiss at me. But he only does it when I jump on his head or ambush him from behind, or land on him when I jump off the furniture.
great list - but we loves our daddy too - sometimes, but he does take up our space on the bed when he comes to visit.
great list - but we loves our daddy too - sometimes, but he does take up our space on the bed when he comes to visit.
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