We have lots and lots of Vishus Deer where I live, and they're really cheeky. The walk all over the yard, and they cross the roads to attack cars, too! So you have to stay on guard all the time. Coco's pretty good at chasing Vishus Deer away, but Momma says the most she could do is nip a hoof, 'cuz, well, she's a wiener dog.
Sometimes, Momma grills a piece of Vishus Deer and Coco and I get to clean the plate!!!
Yep, that's right: I have licked Vishus Deer juice.
Now that's pretty manly, you gotta admit.
On the down side, I have had a real set-back recently: Momma says she's goin' to Germany (where Dragonheart lives), and she won't be back for over a month! That means I have to hang out at Granny & Poppa's place with mean, 'fraidy Sophie, and Oreo the grumpy old lady (although she's okay--she's just bossy. But she's 19, so Momma says she gets to do what she wants now). I'll just have Coco to keep me company. I'll try to keep you all posted when I can.