Ya see, ridin' in the car makes me sick. First I throw up, and then I start to get the poops. It's not pretty. I even try the Emergency Cat-Whale Call (you know, deep in your throat, "Wooahhh-Wooaahhhh!!!") but the whales never come. Then I release lots of fuzzy fur to create a fog-cover in case I can escape. Then Momma gets real mad at me.
Well, it was time for the long, hard trip to Gran & Poppa's house yesterday, and I was real nervous as you know. But Momma shoved something down my throat yesterday morning, and then it got really weird.
I got put in the prison box and in the car, and Coco was sittin' there besides me, but I got real sleepy and started seein' some freaky stuff:
Like this...
And this.
Well, it didn't seem too long (even though Momma say it's a 12 hour drive) and then there I was in Gran & Poppa's house, with a much needed bowl of kibbles and a good long night's sleep with Momma. She said I got to go on two trips yesterday -- how 'bout that!
11 comments:
Whoa, doze sound like some good drugs dood. Where can I get my paws on some of 'em, not fur me, I want to give dem to Zippy so she stops being cranky...~Speedy
whoa dude! what that thing she shoved down your throat your own personal inside-your-head-dvd-player?
Wow! Definitely freaky! At least the drive didn't seem too long...
oh wow all that travelling! But how could your human's push drugs on you like that?? Next time, just say no, ok? Drugs is baaad!
xxx
Those elephants are freaky! I know what you mean exactly about that Whoooaaa! I do that when I'm in the car too.
Chase
This is something that my vet is thinking about for me and my sibs in 8 weeks. We have to move and have a 12 hour drive to make. My sibs are older (9,9 and 8) I am 5. The debate is drugs or no drugs. I might like to see pink elephants tho!
JJ (can we call you that?) it sounds like "quite a trip" MOL We bet Skeezix brother Trip (or whatever he is) would love those elephants! MOL again
We hopes you have a good time at your grandparents!
well glad you made it in one piece! what do you think of your gran and poppa's new kitty?
Wowie, you sure had an interesting "trip." What a great idea to create a fur-fog to use in case of escape opportunity!
Jimmy Joe, you did all a guy could do, and so she had to drug you...only the strongest have to be subdued by such means...Have a great time in the country!
it does sound weird. did you enjoy it? the elephants would be kinda fun. mom particularly likes the hippopotami in tutus...did you see them too?
hope the visit's good. come visit some time.
ben fuzz
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