Friday Full Montys

Well, since this is the last day of Monty Q's challenge, I thought I would share with you a classic Full Monty. I have submitted a personal variation on the Full Monty at the contest site, but here is the classic:

Note the blindingly white tummy. It takes a lot of work to keep a tummy so white and squishy.

Coco wanted to play too. I told her the contest rules are for kitties. But she whined really bad. So now, for a special treat, the legendary, but seldom seen...

WIENER DOG FULL MONTY!

Annoying Changes

Well, I'm at Gran & Poppa's now, but I still haven't met little Sophie, whom they keep talking about. She took one look at Coco on Thursday night and she won't come out from under the bed now. Even when Coco's downstairs nappin', she won't come out to meet me. It kinda hurts my feelin's. I sat there waitin' for her to stop hissin', and I stayed behind the mini-Bean gate, jus' sittin' on the stairs waitin' for her to say hi! She's a real 'fraidy cat. I hope she chills out soon. I know some of you don't like the dogs, but Coco's really fun. And you know I'm a nice guy, right?

Well, on the bright side, I get to play with all of her cool mousies! She even has bright pink ones.

Have a great Sunday, every-buddy!

Thursday Thirteen

Hi Every-buddy! I am so excited that I'm makin' so many new buddies here on the Internet. Thanks, Meezers, for lettin' every-buddy know about my new blog!
So you can get to know me a little better, here are thirteen things I don't like, to go with the thirteen things I do like that I shared last week!

1) When my momma calls me Jimmy NO. My name's Jimmy JOE.
2) The horrible carpet-eating machine in the closet.
3) The terrible yard-eating machines that come around every week.
4) A dirty latrine. Luckily Momma usually keeps the latrine pretty clean. She's good like that.
5) An empty kibble dish. We live in the richest country in the world. There's no reason for that.
6) Ridin' in the car. Makes me sick.
7) When Big Hairy Beans come around buggin' my momma. There was one Big Hairy Bean a while back, an' I would get up and put my arms around my momma when they were on the couch, and I'd try to push him outta our bed, but he was real dumb and didn't get it. Eventually he figured out he wasn't wanted and he stopped comin' around. My momma says I'm real clever and she should have taken my advice from the beginning. She also says I got an "ediple" thingy. I don't know what that is, but if it means I love my momma, I sure do.
8) Hissin'. It hurts my feelin's. I don't hiss at anyone. Well, maybe once or twice, but almost never.
9) When momma says "you don't want to go outside" and I really do and so she lets me and then there's super-cold snow all over the ground outside!!! Then she laughs at me, but I don't think it's funny
10) Going to the v-e-t. Mao's posts about his torture there terrified me.
11) When I have to come inside even though it's nice and pretty.
12) When my momma leaves to go to one of her stupid "conferences" or something like that. I know I should be grateful to Auntie Elaine for taking care of me, but I get real sad.
13) When Coco won't share and I don't get to lick the steak plate.

Friendly Friday

Hi every buddy--

Since it is Friday, I though I would celebrate friends. This is me and my sister Coco, sharin' the rocker together.

She's a lot of fun to play with. We play chase and wrestle. Sometimes, when we're outside, I'll hide under a bush and jump out at her when she runs by. And sometimes, when I roll over, she'll be all growly and start to wrestle with me.

Momma says it's good for siblings to be friends.

Have a friendly Friday!

Your new buddy, Jimmy Joe