Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Tuesday Tattle

Oh boy, buddies, do I have a grate tattle today!

See, one of Coco's bad habits* is shredding tissues and napkins. Last week, look what Momma found when she got home:

She had put a whole new packet of tissues in her backpack, and the whole thing had been pulled out and shredded, plastic and all!


Coco, of course, denies everything. She says there is an evil Wiener-Demon who comes out of a closet and shreds the napkins on the coffee table and the tissues from the purses when Momma is not around. Momma doesn't believe this, though, because she's also found shredded napkins and tissues in her car when Coco has gone for a ride. And she doesn't know how the Wiener-Demon would get into the car. So we're pretty sure all of the evidence points to Coco.
*Coco adamantly claims that she has no bad habits.

36 comments:

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

Coco and Scylla must be soul mates. Scylla jumps on the counter to shred the paper towels. She snuck in the bathroom and shredded the paper in there. Mommy says she is very naughty and all she is getting for Christmas is a roll of paper towels to shred. ~S,S & C

Whimpurr said...

Coco, I am quite sure that you have a mouse on the loose in the house that is trying to make bedding for a winter home! ;o)

Tybalt said...

Umm . . . Coco . . . don't feel bad. The tortie twins are infamous for their napkin and tissue shredding abilities. Not to mention the time they also ripped open the birdseed bag and several packages of jello and pudding mix . . . it looked like someone had tried to burgle our house. This was before I was adopted, so mommy definitely knew who the bad kitties were.

Parker said...

That's Coco's story and she's sticking to it!

Christine and FAZ said...

I am convinced it's the Wiener-Demon and Coco is completely innocent. FAZ (Twelve Good Cats and True)

The Meezers or Billy said...

shredding is FUN!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Well of course Coco denies everything. The burglar did it!

Daisy said...

Hahahahah! Coco done a bad, bad thing!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

We have a paper shredder in our house as well (her name is Gracie) but I didn't tattle.

purrs
Abby

Cafe Cats said...

Coco BUSTED!

The Crew said...

JJ, we're talking about a DAWG here and you know they can't be trusted. Next thing you know, she'll be blaming YOU!!

George

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

Looks like fun to us! Some of like paper towels shredded.
~ The Bunch

Sweet Purrfections said...

Then why is Coco hiding?

Isis said...

oh not a demon! we have an eski-demon that steals cardboard...

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

It's okay Coco, we know it wasn't you. It's that bad Knot Me who keeps sneaking in houses and causing trouble.
Jimmy Joe, do you mean that your card from us has arrived already? If so that is really fast. It often takes longer than that to go from one end of England to the other!

The Island Cats said...

Oh Coco....I feel for ya! I'm always getting in trouble for shredding toilet paper and paper towels and kleenex boxes....hey, isn't that what those things are there for???

Angel MoMo and Charlotte said...

Never mind, the demons are all around!

Thankyou for coming around and leaving purrs and get well wishes. I am better as a result - just have to put on more weight. Turkey might just be the thing.

Happy Thanksgiving Day!

Sunny's Mommy said...

At least Coco is sticking to the new and unused tissue and paper products. Or maybe that's a tattle for another day?

PS: When Rascal was young, she'd take the toilet paper from the bathroom and run it all through the house. Sunny's Daddy thought it was cute. I did not :-p

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

Don't the woofies always try to blame the kitties for something like this? LOL!

Quill and Greyson said...

Weiner Demon! That is funny, deny everything Coco.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Well, at leest she din't try to blame yoo. Woofies are weerd sometimes. Mom sez dey can be "obsessive".

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Uh-Oh~!!!!!
Coco......

Everycat said...

Coco, it could be time to lawyer up sweetie!

Whicky Wuudler

The Cat Realm said...

Tell your Mom that she better believe the thing about the Wiener-Demon! We had one too!!! Tintin swears he even saw him pulling all the tissue out of the box!
Happy Thanksgiving to you!
Mrs. OZ, Tintin, Naughty, Luna, Ruis and Karl

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Hi Jimmy Joe! We wanted to stop by and wish you and your family a very Happy Thanksgiving, filled with family, friends and good food!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Fat Eric said...

Happy Thanksgiving to all my Mericky friends!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Happy Thanksgiving... we adorez our frendz!!!
Love, Dr Tweety & da Fab Five
PS: Stops by fur some tur-key

(angel) Grrreta and Fam said...

Happy Thanksgiving! I think we have a Weiner-Demon too, and we don't even have a woofie.

Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American Angels said...

Coco is innocent! Free Coco!

Happy Fangs-giving! Gobble, gobble, gobble ... 'urp!
DMM and the Feline Americans

catsynth said...

Happy Thanksgiving - thanks for dropping by to visit us today :)

MaoMao said...

hehe, Coco! I shredded some toilet papur the other day! And Marilyn sometimes likes to shred papur towels!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

We tagged you for a meme!

PB 'n J said...

Yep - we can't leave Georgie with tissue either. Actually, if we're being honest, I guess I really have a thing for paper too :-)

Pearl

Shaggy and Scout said...

How can she deny the evidence!!! It's the wiener-demon for sure!

Anita said...

Oh my "dog"!!! Coco is a"gatorrista" dog!! Muahahahahaha!

You have dominated him! Muahahahaha!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Jimmy Joe, I tagged you for a fun meme today.

~~Sunny