We all left Granny and Poppa's in Michigan and came back to Ithaca on Wednesday, which meant another pill + PTU experience. I might not have mentioned this before, but this also involves Guantanamo Bay-worthy punishment: almost 24 hours without access to a bowl of crunchies!!!
So Wednesday night and yesterday I practiced the following strategies:
Demanding double rations at the bowl--think of all of the gravy I've lost over the past 24 hours!!!
Killing rugs. Who knows what sort of evil rug-takeover they have been plotting in our absence.
Wait until Momma gets settled on the couch with the laptop and then lay a nice, stinky bomb in the pan. That is always really funny.
We have been really sorrowful all week over the tragic loss of baby Violette, Monty Q's Sprout. We wear violet tomorrow in her honor.
12 comments:
those are good plans Jimmy Joe. Did you wave to us as you passed exit 45?
You are a travelin' Mancat!
Did you remember to wave at us when you left Michigan? We didn't realize that's where you were - we coulda come and broken you out!
Hey, you can't lose any of that good gravy you've got going on. Us mancats are not supposed to be puny! Dude, you're just like me laying the stinkies for Mommy. HA HA Good job!
-Sunny
Dude. Too long without crunchies. Way too long. Laying a nice stinky bomb would be good when she gets settled in.
Luf, Us
On the road again! Great job killin' the rug.
At least you were able to go with your mom and dad on vacation. As you know, my mom left me!
Thank you so much for coming over for my house trashing party. I hope you enjoyed yourself and will visit again.
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! Layin'a big stink bomb is the best!!!!
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glad you're home dude :)
Purrs Mickey
Mom says we've been laying lots of stinky bombs lately. We just think she is more sentative. Good job. We hope you got your fill of food after having to go without for so long.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade
I am glad you are home and plotting revenge!
(((((HUGS)))))
We are so glad you are back home Jimmy Joe! (((((HUGS))))) to all of you today ...
Sabrina, Sam, Simon and Momma Jan
You were in the Mitten State and you didn't come to see us??? This is a bummer. I'm glad you're back home, but I'm super sorry about the drugs and the PTU. That would totally make me crabby.
EG
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