Oh boy, we sure looked forward to Saturday! We all slept in really late this morning, and had pancakes and bacon for brunch, and now Coco and I are just gonna hang out and chill today:
Coco's the lump under the blankets up by the pillows. She likes to burrow like a groundhog. It's funny to call her Groundhog! Groundhog! Hahahaha! Then she growls at me, because the Evil Groundhog at the edge of the yard is her archenemy.
I am a sturdy, muscular country boy -- my momma says I'm built like a wrestler -- and I like livin' out in the country. My gran and Auntie Jane found me in a tree out in the country, by Auntie Jane's house on the red dirt road, and I am so glad that my momma kept me with her because I love my momma so much. I'm helpin' my momma write her diss-er-ta-shun. I still like climbin' trees, and I love livin' in the country with my sister Coco the Wiener Dog and my buddies. We have a good ol' time out here.