1) She buys me expensive tastee t/d kibbles, even though she is a poor graduate student.
2) She tells me on a regular basis how handsome I am.
3) She brushes my nice furs and keeps my claws trimmed.
4) She lets me go outside and lets me in as soon as I knock on the window.
5) She grows me catnip.
6) She even brings my catnip plant when we travel to Granny and Poppa's.
7) She takes good care of my sister Coco. (Actually, I think she spoils Coco, but Coco says that's just how you take care of wiener dogs. I'm not sure about that...)
8) She plays with me and gets my mousies out from under the refrigerator.
9) She gives me cream in the morning.
10) She keeps the latrine clean.
11) She gives good face scritches.
12) She gives great shoulder and armpit massages.
13) She helps me blog!