Thursday Thirteen

Here are thirteen things I would do if I was in Bremen:

1) find a warm place to curl up and stay out of the cold rain
2) find lots of hidey-places in the Ratskeller
3) watch the ships on the Schlacht
4) try to climb the Roland
5) stalk the duckies in the canal
6) run away from the Straßenbahn
7) go to the Friesischer Hof for a fish dinner
8) pose for tourists in the Böttscherstraße
9) roll in front of the Hauptbahnhof for tummy rubs
10) play Jungle Kitty in the Bürger Park
11) try out for a Puppenspiel about "Der gestiefelte Kater"
12) become a town musician with Coco and Sophie
13) try to help my momma learn German (I'm a really good Großwörterbuch paperweight)

Thursday Thirteen

Well, every-buddy, I'm gettin' along even though my momma left me and is in Paris right now.
Here are thirteen things I could do if I was in Paris:

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2) meet some French babes in Montmartre

3) hitch-hike to Normandy for the best cream in the whole world

4) hang out on the Rue du Chat Qui Peche

5) play Jungle Kitty in the Jardins de Luxembourg

6) try out the French nip

7) climb up to the gargoyles on Notre Dame (and maybe knock one off!)

8) nap on the fontaine de St Michel

9) eat caviar and fois gras

10) watch the pigeons along the Seine

11) roll around in front of the Louvre for tummy rubs

12) sit in a cafe and look smug (although considering I'm a cat, I'm embarrassed to say that I'm not very good at looking smug. I got more of a country-Zen vibe)

13) snuggle with my momma