Ahoy, me hearties! It be Grog-master Jim here, ready to sail the seas aboard the Black Furball for Talk Like a Pirate Day!
T'will be a mighty ruckus, so drink up your grog, mateys...Double rations all around!
May yer day be full of plunder and booty, and yer sails full of wind, HARRR!
Arr, avast and away!