Well, this is what happened to me since my last posting:
Momma abandoned me!
She left Saturday morning, came back briefly on Sunday, and then came yesterday morning, packed up all of my stuff, shoved me in the prison box and hauled me off to Miss Diana and Mr. Andrei's house!
Luckily our nice neighbor Miss Linzee came over to give me my crunchies over the weekend, so I didn't starve, and I like Miss Diana and Mr. Andrei all right. But I can't believe that Momma has just left me. And she took Coco. She said yesterday that she is house-sitting for a professor for the week so she can earn some extra green papers to pay bills this summer, and that I get to go on holiday at Miss Diana's house. I gotta tell ya, though, buddies, I am not very happy about the situation. I have the sneaking suspicion that this is certifiable cat neglect. I will try to sneak back onto Miss Diana's computer later this week to give you an update.