Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Disgruntlement

Hi every-buddy--

Well, this is what happened to me since my last posting:

Momma abandoned me!

She left Saturday morning, came back briefly on Sunday, and then came yesterday morning, packed up all of my stuff, shoved me in the prison box and hauled me off to Miss Diana and Mr. Andrei's house!

Luckily our nice neighbor Miss Linzee came over to give me my crunchies over the weekend, so I didn't starve, and I like Miss Diana and Mr. Andrei all right. But I can't believe that Momma has just left me. And she took Coco. She said yesterday that she is house-sitting for a professor for the week so she can earn some extra green papers to pay bills this summer, and that I get to go on holiday at Miss Diana's house. I gotta tell ya, though, buddies, I am not very happy about the situation. I have the sneaking suspicion that this is certifiable cat neglect. I will try to sneak back onto Miss Diana's computer later this week to give you an update.

14 comments:

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Oh no Jimmy Joe! We are sorry to hear that your mom abandoned you like that. We guess that extra green papers are a good thing (why are they green? Ours are multicoloured.) We hope your mom will give you lots of attention and treats when she's finished house-sitting.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

oh no! how awful!
i think your mommy better be spending some of those green papers on toys and treats to make this abandonment up to you!!

Mr. Echo said...

I hate when that happins. With the extra green papers make sure she gets yoo sum proper treets to make up for all yoo bin throo.

Tybalt said...

How horrible Jimmy Joe! I will keep my paws crossed that everything turns out ok. It sounds tragic.

Adan*Michico said...

Oah My Dear Jimmy Joe~!
This is unexceptable!!!!!
At least she has to give you whole package of temptations to let you forgive!!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh Jimmy Joe! Shall I call the ASPCA for you? This is surely kitty neglect, the authorities should be alerted.

The Meezers said...

Oh no Jimmy Joe!! We can drive down and rescue you if you wants! It's only about 80 miles (it would take less time to get there than it does for mommy to get to werk!)

HRH Yao-Lin said...

shocking. Absolutely undeniably shocking. Cat abuse! Cat abuse!

PB & J said...

Oh Jimmy Joe - this is horrible, clearly cat abuse! You'd better get lots of treats to even begin to make up for this!

Parker said...

Gasp! This is awful!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Abandonment! Call da awthoritees!

Christina said...

Hang in there Jimmy Joe!!!

China Cat said...

That is dreadful to desert such a sweet boy!

Purrrrrs, China Cat

Cybrspin said...

Uh Ooooh,

Someones human needs a spanking :)
Don't worry Jimmy your ma loves ya, shes probally only doing it for you anyway :)