So it's finally a byoo-tiful spring here in Ithaca. Momma's airing out the cushion for the swing bench in the back-yard:
And the little yellow flowers have popped up in front of our neighbor's window:
It is sunny and warm. And I should be sitting in the sun, munching on nice green grass, right?
WRONG!
Because the stupid landlord sent men yesterday to put chemicals on the yard. Now Momma won't let me outside for a week, because she says if I eat the grass I might get sick. This is incredibly frustrating. I sit in the yard, and the grasses gently blow in the breeze, and the sun is shining, and I can smell adventure.
Please send poots to my landlord. "I poot in your general direction!"
25 comments:
pooting away Jimmy Joe! -Billy
oh believe me Jimmy Joe, you WILL be able to smell BroccoliBill down there in Ithaca
Wow, Jimmy Joe, you sure have a big yard! We are sorry to hear you can't go outside on it, right now. We were out today, but it was on our harnesses, since we aren't allowed outside without them.
Oh Jimmy Joe
I will send my pootey brofur Ping to give your landlord some smelly icky poots....(And his are really bad! Pppppp---UUuuuuuu)
Purrs
Abby
Fooey on that Jimmy Joe. We will line up right now and give the mean guy a 5 tail sa...errr... poot!
PPPFFFfffpppffffppppfffPPPfffpppFFFF
Ahhh . . . .sweet revenge!
If you like, Ivy will even fling her poo at him.
Darn chemicals! I am sending stinky thoughts to your landlord.
The grass sure is green.
We know how it is to not go owt, because Mom won't let us.
Is that a picture of your landlord? He looks mean!!
~ Gracie and Timothy
We will do one better -
http://www.smellypoop.com/greeting_cards.php
Look on the bright side: the landlord told you about it and now your Mom can keep you in and you will be safe.
Not like Momo who got terribly sick because the neighbors sprayed their yard and did not tell Momo's human about it!
So: I'll sen my poop to the neighbor! And yes - it STINKS!
Emil
Oh Jimmy Joe - how appropriate a post given the events in UK news today! It may well be sooner rather than later that the poot smell reaches your landlord! Read my blog, or the daily mail website for clarifiation on this!
Hi Jimmy Joe, we will collect all our feline waste and send it to him in a bag. It should smell real bad by the time he gets it.
Your FL furiends,
Oh, now we is sorry mom gave back da dog poo, it really stank! But we can certainly poot in da landlords direction...hmm, think we have some turkey hot dogs left, they make Speedy really gassy (and stinky) that should fix him. Is dat a piksher of him? He looks furry mean!
That is just awful! It's so beautiful outside and you can't go out because of that bad, bad landlord. I hope he's sent lots of poop!
That's not fair that you can't go out in the sun. We're sending your landlord poots too.
lawn chemicals!!! oh no!
be careful JJ I do not want you eating that poison grass.
Pierro is great with poots, I will order him to send a truckload of smelly ones
purrs for safety
I will do my best to work up some super duper poots!!!
Bad landlord!!!!! Ruined that nice ,tastey grass!!!!!
Purrs Mickey
ha ha ha ha We love that movie!!! Send a cow over! ha ha ha
You stay inside like mommy sayz until the chemicals are gone. You don't want to get sick like dear MoMo did.
Darn it Jimmy Joe, momma just emptied our litter boxes in the dumpster, or else she would have sent it to your landlord! Along with daddy's poots ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Hmmm I am not Baby Mao or Baby Bill, but I am Baby Cecil (well I is sort of growing into a mancat now) and I can poot reaaaaalll good! Way better than Daddy! I am going to send some strong smells your way!
O, Jimmy Joe, so sorry to hear abouts your yard. But at least they did warn you.
But still, it's yours yard, right. So on behalf of you, we, KC & Crew, all six of us, will poop on thems pillows. O, yes, we'll give them a pooping they won't soon forget. An combine wif all tha other stuff above, whooooo.
Be careful when you do go back out, don't want you to get into anyfing that could hurt yous.
Love & Purrs, KC
pee ess: We could also load "Brocolli Bill" up a few times an let him "go" in theirs direckshun. hee hee.
KC
I'm sorry you can't go outside fur a while! Hey, I can help you poot at the landlord! Momma gives Brainball fishy oil sometimes and I like to help him eat it. Only thing is, fishy oil gives me some pretty ornery fishy oil farts. Maybe I can aim some of those at yur landlord, hehehehe!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
We're way far south of you, Jimmy Joe, but we'll poot away and aim north!
According to Accuweather, your weather is supposed to be nice next week, too. It'll be worth it!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrs...
Grace & Company
That is a terrible thing to happen to you Jimmy Joe! I hope the weather is nice enough for you to outside next weekend.
I have never lived in Ithaca but Mom and my Daddy spent some time there when they lived near Otisco Lake. They are just about droooooling over the lush grass you have 'cuz grass is not like that here in Eastern New Mexico.
Oh dis iz EZ!!! Ptooey! GIANT PTOOEYZ to da silly lawnmen. I hurl da GREAT GIANT YUCK of hairball frum da SKY to SPLAT on da tops of dere nogginzez.
(IZ dat good Jimmy Joe?)
We hopes you can join us tomorrow fur a small grand openin' of da Itty Bitty Cafe'. We iz gonna haz a few niptiniz & enjoy our day.
In da meantime, I yam droppin' off a packet of nip chip cookiez fur you to try out. Don'ts eatz 'em all in one sittin!
Love, Dr Tweety
Heh heh. Poot poot! Yes, it's good that your Mom is keeping you off the chemical yard. That would not be good for you at all.
Luf, Us
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